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Mr Potatoe and his three dollars
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The first daughter came home and said she was going to marry a potato farmer from Maine.

Her father was very pleased, and said, "Make plenty of french fries."

The second daughter came home and said she was going to marry a potato farmer from Idaho. Her father was very pleased, and said, "Make many good baking potatoes."

The third daughter came home and said she was going to marry Dan Rather.

Her father was very upset that she was marrying a common-tater

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