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Top 10 Signs your not in College Anymore
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10. Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
9. College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress-up.
8. The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.
7. Three Words: School Loan Payments.
6. Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
5. Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
4. You empathize with the characters from 'Friends'.
3. Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
2. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Not In College Anymore
1. At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed.
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