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Blonds retaliate
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Blonde's Retaliate.....
Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge :
What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-Bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ? So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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