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Thanksgiving Humor
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A THANKSGIVING POEM

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ....
happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please!

THERE GOES THE WALLPAPER

TULSA, OK (DPI) - In what is becoming more and more common on holidays
here in America, an entire family exploded shortly after finishing their
Thanksgiving dinner. Investigators from the Tulsa Sheriff Department
said that, while the sheer size of the meal certainly played a part in
the Turkey Day Massacre, the straw that broke the gobbler's back was in
fact the whipped cream on the top of the pumpkin pie. Sheriff Bill Gutt
commented, "Yep, it was the Cool-Whip what done it. People just ain't
got no common sense."

Reported by Whitt Shopcherrie
The Daily Probe, December 1, 1997

Holiday Diet Tips

11-28-1999

You know your family is dysfunctional if Thanksgiving Dinner
consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey!
Don't feel bad, at Jokes4U our goal is to put the FUN in Dysfunctional

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

How to liven up thanksgiving dinner

01-30-2000

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