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Presidential Assets
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Presidential Assets.
The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together about what a penis is called in their native languages.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act.
Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor because it goes from mouth to mouth.
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