The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

• --If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• --If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
• --The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.
• --Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• --Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• --On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
• --The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
• --It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• --You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
• --Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
• --Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
• --Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
• --Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
• --In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eye- brows and eyelashes.
• --A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• --A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
• --The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• --Polar bears are left handed.
• --The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, more than any other animal.
• --The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
• --A cockroach will live nine days without it's head. The only reason it doesn't live longer is it's unable to eat.
• --The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
• --Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• --Butterflies taste with their feet.
• --Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (thankfully)
• --A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
• --An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
• --Starfish haven't got brains.
• --After reading all these, all I can say is..... Lucky Pig.

Changes were last made on 11-20-2001

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