The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Chemistry Humor
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Johnny had a chemestry set,
Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
Q: What happened to the chemist who fell into a vat of acid?
A: He was absorbed in his work.
A green little chemist
On a green little day,
Mixed some green little chemicals
In a green little way.
Now the green little grasses
So tenderly wave
O'er the green little chemist's
Green little grave.
Q. What's the first thing to remember in chemistry?
A. Don't lick the spoon.
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