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Chain Letter for Women
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CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men..... and one of them is bound to be a Hell of a Lot better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One woman broke the chain and got her own SON-OF-A-BITCH, back. At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, AND, it took three Undertakers 6 hours to get the smile off her face, --- and --- two days to get her legs together so that they could close the coffin.
HURRY up and send this letter along, so that my name can move up to the top of the list---FAST.
A FRIEND TO ALL WOMEN........
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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