The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Middle Age
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You know you've reached middle age when your wife tells you to pull in your stomach, and you just did!
I don't have wrinkles. Those are laugh lines. I guess I do a lot of laughing.
Show me a man with his head held high, and I'll show you a guy having trouble with bifocals.
Middle age is that terrible feeling that comes over you when you're talking to your son and he says, "What's a running board?"
You've reached middle age when you know your way around, but you'd rather not go!
Everything's just starting to click for me...my elbows, my neck, my knees!
Fifty-five on the calendar is just like fifty-five on the road. Everybody seems to pass you!
Forget exercising and dieting...let somebody come up with younger mirrors!
Middle age is when......
-it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
-you can't turn your TV set off or your wife on!
-you're at the beach and you've got a great color---blue, from holding in your gut!
-you turn from stud to dud!
-work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work!
-you don't need a roomful of antiques to sit down something fifty years old!
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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