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Expanded Instruction set for 3081 processor.
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Subj : Expanded Instruction set for 3081 processor.
The NEW 3081 processor has some fantastic new features. Here is just some the expanded instruction set:
Mnemonic Instruction
BBW Branch Both Ways
BEW Branch Either Way
BH Branch and Hang
BMR Branch Multiple Registers
BOB Branch on Bug
BOD Beat on Drum
BOI Byte Operator Immediately
BPO Branch on Power Off
BST Backspace and Stretch Tape
CDS Condense and Detroy System
CLBR Clobber Register
CLBRI Clobber Register Immediately
CM Circulate Memory
CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
DC Divide and Conquer
DMNS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key
DO Divide and Overflow
EAI Execute Arbitary Instruction
EC Execute Contractor
EIOC Execute Invalid Opcode
EMPC Emulate Pocket Calculator
EPI Execute Programmer Immediately
EROS Erase Read-Only Storage
ESI Execute Space Invader
EXCE Execute Customer Engineer
EXPP Execute a Political Prisoner
FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away
HCF Halt and Catch Fire
IBP Insert Bug and Proceed
IIP Ignore Inquiry and Proceed
IPI Ignore Previous Instruction
LCC Load and Clear Core
MLR Move and Lose Record
PBC Print and Break Chain
PDSK Punch Disk
PI Punch Invalid
POPI Punch Operator Immediately
PVLC Punch Variable Length Card
RASC Read and Shred Card
RIRG Rear Inter-Record Gap
RPM Read Programmers' Mind
RSD On Read Error, Self Destruct
RSTOM Read from Store-Only Memory
RWOC Read Writing On Card
SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero
SSJ Select Stacker and Jam
STROM Store in Read-Only Memory
TDB Transfer and Drop Bit
UER Update and Erase Record
WBT Water Binary Tree
WIRG Write Inter-Record Gap
(These are actual Mnemonics for a large Mainframe. The instructions are not.)
**Stay tuned to this echo for more product info on the 3081 Vaporware Mini.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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