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Johnny Jokes
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Teacher- "Tommy, where was the Declaration of Independace signed?"
Tommy- "At the bottom, I guess."
Teacher: "If I have four apples in one hand, and five in the other, what have I got?"
Tommy: "Big hands."
Teacher: "Use the word 'I' in a sentence."
Tommy: "I is.."
Teacher: "No, Tommy, you must say 'I am'."
Tommy: "Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "Use the word 'urinate' in a sentence."
Tommy: "Everyone else thinks you're a one or two, but I think urinate."
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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