The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Italian Humor
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Subj : GREAT VACATION
I had a great vacation in Italy. Rome took my breath away. Venice was grand. And Florence....oh, Florence....she took me for five hundred dollars' worth of traveler's checks!
Q: What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
A: An Italian mother says, "Eat all the food on your plate or I'll kill you!" and A Jewish mother says, "Eat all the food on your plate or I'll kill myself!"
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