The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
IRS Humor
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Subj : INCOME TAX-IRS
The IRS is like a bad laundry. You keep losing your shirt!
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It's easy to find out who is going to become a tax collector. In the nursery, give all the kids lemons. The one who squeezes it dry is going to work for the IRS.
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The IRS is to the people what pantyhose are to quick sex.
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It's a privilege to be able to pay taxes. If they keep going up, I may have to give up the privilege!
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Birth-control pills are deductible, but only if they don't work.
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America is a land of untold wealth. Most of it is untold on the tax forms!
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Tax loopholes are just like parking spaces. As soon as you get there, they aren't there anymore.
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Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There may be a tax on it by then!
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The IRS checked up on a large religious donation made by a Mr. Thompson. The investigator asked the minister of the church about the contribution: "Did Mr. Thompson give a gift of ten thousand last year?"
The minister answered, "He certainly will!"
A Dutch pastor was explaining the red, whit and blue Netherlands flag to an American pastor. said the first pastor, "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bils, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded his understanding. "I know what you mean. It's the same in the U.S.A., only we see stars too."
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