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Confucius Says ...
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SL> Confusious sayings!! I haven't been able to find any. Know
Hi there, Confucius say: Boy who play with self, pull Boner!!!
Confucius also say: Man who lay with woman on picnic-blanket,
find Piece on Earth.....
Confucius also say: Boy who go to bed with Sex-Problem "On Mind",
Wake up with Solution "On Hand"..
Confucius also say: Girl who slide down banister bare-assed,
make'a monkey-shine!!!
Confucius also say: Woman who cooks carrots & pee's in same pot,
Very un-sanitary....
Cunfucius also say: Fighter who reads jokes, often misses "Punch-line".
Hope those do you for now, replies accepted and wanted... Charlie Chan.
Confucius's Fundamentaly-Applied-Theory = FAT, hence;
I think, therefore i am. However if you call me thoughtless, i cannot be.
Thus what am i ?
" an Ideal " !!!
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