The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Youth
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It's no wonder parents are confused. I have a daughter who has jeans that say CALVIN KLEIN, dresses that say CHRISTIAN DIOR, scarves that say VERA, shoes that say GUCCI, skirts that say PUCCI, purses that say YVES ST. LAURENT...and what does she keep telling us? "I want to be me!"
A camper found himself bothered by mosquitoes during the first day at camp. At night he saw some fireflies and said, "Now they're coming after me with flashlights!"
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My son came home from camp yesterday with a six-week stack of dirty clothes. That's surprising, because it was only a two-week camp.
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My wife and I had a great summer, relaxed and restful. In fact, this morning I said, "Camp is over. Billy's coming home.
She said, "Who?"
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