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I'm Tired
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I'm Tired
Yes. I’m tired. For several years I’ve been blaming It on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and the other dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.
But I found out it ain’t that,
I’m tired because I am overworked.
The population of this country is 51 million
21 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work
There are 19 million at school.
That leaves 11 million to do the work.
3 million are unemployed and 3 million are employed by the government.
That leaves 5 million to do the work.
1 million are in the armed forces leaving 4 million.
3 million are employed by County or Borough councils
Leaving 1 million to do the work.
There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998
In prisons.
Which leaves 2 people to do the work.
You and me.
And you’re sitting on your arse reading this.
No wonder I’m bloody tired.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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