The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Redneck in the office
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How to tell if a Redneck is working at a computer in your Office...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "Critter"
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. The password is "bubba"
5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
6. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it
7. Outgoing faxes have beerstains on them
8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast
9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts installed in them
10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label and Old Milwaukee options
11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs
12. The monitor is on blocks
13. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk
14. Deer jerky in the desk draw
15. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjoes playing in the background.
16. The six front keys have rotted out
17. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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