The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
The Party
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These guys were invited to a party - their reactions .......
Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend
Volta was electrified; Archimedes was buoyant
Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research
Ohm resisted the idea at first
Boyle said he was under too much pressure
Edison said it would be an illuminating experience
Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam
Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight
Dr Jekyll declined - he hadn't been feeling himself lately
Morse's reply - I'll be there on the dot, Can't stop now, must dash
Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it
Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with more frequency
Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol
Audobon said he'd have to wing it
Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space
Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved
Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out
Descartes said he'd think about it
Newton was moved to attend
Pavlov was drooling at the thought
Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality
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