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StarTrek
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Captain's log... Stardate two-four... (pause) seven-six point five.

There's no one here. Spock, Bones, Scotty -- they're all gone.

I've been... (pause) left alone.

There is however... an annoying beep that is pursuing me.

I don't know when it will come next. Wait for... (pause) the beep.

(Then the sound of an electronic beep is heard)


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