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Three Kinds of Sex
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There are three kinds of sex that a married couple has: All over the house sex; bedroom sex and hall sex.
All over the house sex happens on the honeymoon, and for the first year or so of marriage. It's when you will do it anytime, anywhere, in any position for any reason.
Bedroom sex is what evolves later. It's when the couple has sex at bedtime on Saturdays in the bedroom.
Hall sex occurs even later in the marriage. It's when the couple passes on another in the hallway, glares and says, "Fuck you!".
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