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Top 10 Facts about Gravity
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Top 10 Important Facts About Gravity
10. Gravity never sleeps.
9. If we didn't have gravity, dead birds would stay up in the sky.
8. There is no #8.
7. The warranty for acceleration due to gravity of 9.78049 meters per second per second expires Dec. 31, 1993.
6. It's not strong enough to suck Bill Clinton through the center of the earth. Yet.
5. Gravity doesn't get Christmas off because of a few atheistic Physicists.
4. Gravity get paid time and a healf at Weight Watchers meetings.
3. Phil Donahue invented gravity.
2. Re-entry is a b*tch, and gravity is the blame.
1. Not only is it a good idea, it's the law.
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