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Introducing the RivalWhacker
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Taken from skit on Canadian TV's "Royal Canadian Air Farce"
Hi, I'm Shawn Eckhart, Tonya Harding's former bodyguard. Have you someone standing in your way on your climb to the top? Then I can help you. I have the Shawn Eckhart RIVALWHACKER. One whack from the RIVALWHACKER and it's problem solved!
OK. Let's say it's you and another guy up for a promotion. Boom -- you whack 'im. He gets first aid -- you get the promotion.
Or maybe a lucious babe. She likes some other stud so you whack him. You get the babe. The RIVALWHACKER comes in a variety of colors to match any skating outfit.
Listen, if you have any problems in using it yourself, for a small negotiable service fee, I can whack 'em for ya. You just point out the guy and Boom!
The RIVALWHACKER! It whacks anyone -- that superior who is a pain in the butt, that cousin who's ahead of you for Aunt Gertie's inheritance.
Hey. If they're standing in the way of what you want -- Boom -- you whack 'em.
It's the RIVALWHACKER . . . Go on. Get the Shawn Eckhart RIVALWHACKER today.
And, hey, you know what . . . if my lawyer doesn't get my case dismissed -- Boom -- I'm gonna whack him.
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