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Andrew "Diceman" Clay jokes
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From : Jim Ford 1:203/699 04 Jan 96 02:47:00
To : All 06 Jan 96 12:07:03
Subj : Oldie but goodie
I think i found this in this echo a while back, but it could have been
some place else. '8-}
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Picked up this collection of "Diceman" poems off the Internet. Enjoy!!
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Peter Peter pumpkin eater
had a wife he loved to beat her
he smacked her twice across the head
fucked her ass and went to bed.
Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffett
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, and sat down beside her,
and said " What's in the bowl, bitch !? "
Little Boy Blew (sic)....
He needed the money !
Georgie Porgey
Pudding & Pie...
Whacked off in his girlfriend's eye...
And when that eye was glued and shut...
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
the bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two...
I shot my goo,
and dropped the bitch off ' the next block.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fucking dick.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick.
Jack's not so nimbe, and he's not so quick
Now he's in the hospital,with a burnt fucking dick.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids- her uterus fell out!
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do.
So she started giving head.
Little Bo Peep
Fucked her sheep.
She blew her horse
and licked his feet.
She ate his ass,
all very nice.
Tongued his balls
Not once but twice!
Mary, Mary quite contrairy
Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
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