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Heard in a carpenters office
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Heard In A Carpenter Shop
"It is PLANE that I love you." he began.
"Is that on the LEVEL?" she asked.
"Haven't I always been on the SQUARE with you?" he urged.
"But you have so many VISES," she remonstrated.
"Not a BIT of it," he asserted.
"What makes you BRACE up?" she queried coquettishly.
"The fact that I SAW up." he replied witha bow.
"I ought to HAMMER you for that." she answered saucily.
"Come and sit by me on the BENCH," he urged.
"Suppose the others should FILE in." she demurred.
"Let me CLAMP you by the heart," he pleaded.
"You shouldn't let your arms COMPASS me," she replied.
"I know a preacher who is a good JOINER," he suggested.
"Promise not to CHISEL him out of his fee," she requested.
"That wouldn't AUGUR well for us," he answered.
"Shall I wear my BLUE PRINT?" she asked, as they started for
the license.
........
Nancy
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