The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

I am driving down the road and I spot two carrots walking ahead, then
the car swerves a little and hit one of them, so we took the
carrot that I ran over to the hospital, and the other carrot and I were in the
waiting room while the first carrot was in surgery, and then the doctor comes
out and says he has good news and bad news and the carrot says, lets have to
good news first, and so the doc says well, he is going to live, and the carrot
says, then what can possibly be the bad news?? Well, he is going to be a
vegetable for the rest of his life....

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