The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORON...
..who saluted the ice box, because it was General Electric?
..who was so modest, he went to the closet to change his mind?
..who stayed up all night studying for his blood test?
..who took a ruler to bed so he could measure how long he slept?
..who had his teeth pulled out so he could chew his gum?
..who took some hay to bed so he could feed his nightmare?
..who cut his fingers off so he could play the piano by ear?
.who took some cream & sugar to the movies because it was a serial?
..who had his arms cut off so he could wear a sleeveless shirt?
..who put his head on the curb so he could get his mind out of the gutter?
..who jumped off the Empire State Building to try his new spring coat?
..who lost $10 on a TV football game? He lost another $10 on the replay!
..who made 7 pit stops at the Indy 500? 2 for gas, and 5 for directions!
..who was so mad at himself that he threw himself at the floor, & missed?
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