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It's third grade math class. The teacher is a pretty young lady and you all remember little "Johnny".
The teacher asks, "Johnny, if there were 4 birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?"
Johnny thinks for a minute, then says, "None."
The teacher says, "That's wrong Johnny, there would be three left on the fence."
Johnny relies, "No there wouldn't. After I shot the first one, the other three would fly away."
Teacher then replies, "The correct answer is three, but I like the way you think."
So, Johnny asks, "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course you can Johnny" says the teacher.
So Johnny poses the question: "You're at the ice cream parlor and there are three ladies sitting at a table eating ice cream cones. One is biting her cone, one is licking her cone, and one is sucking her cone. Can you tell which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a short time, but has no idea. She answers very tentatively, "The one sucking the cone?"
"No," says Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
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