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From : Frank Zephyr 1:3619/45 02 Aug 96 19:52:00
Subj : Jack Schitt
How many times have you heard somebody say "You don't know Jack Schitt"?
Well as Paul Harvey would say, " Now You'll know the REST of the Story".
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and his wife Oh Schitt. The Schitts' are owners of the Schitt Kneedeep Inn. Son Jack married Noe Schitt and they had six children, Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and twins, Dip and Deep Schitt.
As time went by, Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers, becoming, Fulla Schitt-Happens and Giva Schitt-Happens. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt recently married a spicey little number named, Pisa Schitt and they are anxiously awaiting the birth of baby Schitt.
NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!
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