The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Debbie's father was president of one of the most successful computer firms in Houston. His stock was worth over two hundred million dollars.
One night Debbie's date took her to a romantic restaurant and over after-dinner drinks said, "You're very rich, aren't you?"
"Yes," said the heiress.
"I'm very poor," he said, "but will you marry me anyway?"
"No."
"I didn't think you would."
"They why did you ask?" asked Debbie.
"I just wanted to see what it was like to lose two hundred million dollars in one night."
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