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From : J. Smith 1:206/2514 Tue 11 Jan 94 18:39
Subj : Restaurant
GP> Good Food
GP> No Atmosphere
Here's another version fer ya:
After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut reported, "The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere.
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Astronaut: Someone who is glad to be down and out.
What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
The moon.
Why is an astronaut like a football player?
They both want touchdowns!
* SLMR 2.1 * ...ask them to list all 54 flavors, then order vanilla.
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