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From the news.
There was this lady named Donna that was having a bout with depression. She decided one day that she could no longer go on living. She went to her stove and blew out the pilot lights for the burners and the oven. She turned on the gas and went into the living room and laid on the couch to await the end. After about a half hour to 45 minutes, she got tired of waiting and decided to smoke a cigarette. When she went to light her cigarette the living-room exploded. Donna and the couch were blown into the street. Donna received only minor cuts and scratches. She was still on the couch in the street. Oh yes, by the way, she lived on the second floor.
There was this 70 year old man and his wife that was 67 years old. He had gotten to the point that he figured he could no longer take care of his wife and support them with only their social security checks. He went to his dresser drawer and took out his 22 cal. revolver. He then went to his closet and got the bullets and loaded the gun. His wife had just finished rolling her hair and sat down in the livingroom chair. He walked up behind her and put the gun to the back of her head. He pulled the trigger. He then put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. The police were called and the police report read as follows: Mr. Johnson shot Mrs. Johnson in the head with a 22 cal revolver. The round ricocheted off of her curlers and she suffered no injury. Mr. Johnson the turned the gun on himself and shot himself in the ear. The bullet lodged in Mr. Johnson's ear and was sent to the hospital to have it removed. The revolver and the ammunition was recovered. It seems that the ammo was 30 years old and had lost most of its power.
St. Joseph hospital reported that a man entered their emergency room complaining that he had a head ache. The Doctor looked at the man and couldn't believe what he found. The man had 7 holes drilled into his head. He asked the man how this had happened? The man replied that he was going to try to commit suicide by drilling a hole in his head. After the 7th hole he said that his head hurt so bad he had to seek medical assistance.
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