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LIST OF DIFFERENCES...
Q. What is the difference between IGNORANCE & APATHY?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. What is the difference between ODOR and HUMOR?
A. HUMOR is a SHIFT of WIT...
Q. What is the difference between a GIRL'S TRACK TEAM and a TRIBE OF CLEVER PYGMIES?
A. The PYGMIES are a bunch of CUNNING RUNTS...
Q. What is the difference between YOUR WIFE and YOUR JOB?
A. Your JOB always SUCKS....
Q. What is the difference between a MICROWAVE and a GAY MALE'S LIFESTYLE?
A. The MICROWAVE won't brown your meat....
Q. What is the difference between someone who's a GENIUS and someone who LOVES THE AROMA OF FLATULENCE?
A. The GENIUS is a SMART FELLER....
Q. What is the difference between GREAT LITERATURE and PORNOGRAPHY?
A. LITERATURE is frequently dusty but rarely dirty...
Q. What is the difference between a CUP OF COFFEE and a CAT?
A. The COFFEE won't scratch you when you put it in the microwave.
Q. What is the difference between a NURSE and a TORTURER?
A. The NURSE might PRICK YOUR BOIL...
Q. What is the difference between GROWING OLD and GROWING UP?
A. GROWING OLD is mandatory...
Q. What is the difference between SEXY and KINKY?
A. SEXY uses a FEATHER.... KINKY uses the whole chicken.
Q. What is the difference between DIARRHEA and HEREDITY?
A. HEREDITY RUNS in your GENES....
Q. What is the difference between LOVE and DIVORCE?
A. LOVE is GRAND... DIVORCE is 20 GRAND.
Q. What is the difference between a VOLCANO and a GAY MALE?
A. The VOLCANO makes LAVA with its ASH hole...
Q. What's the difference between a FINE and a TAX?
A. A fine is a tax for doing wrong; A tax is a fine for doing well.
Q. What's the difference between LORENA BOBBITT and a CARD PLAYER?
A. The CARD PLAYER cuts the DECK...
Q. What's the difference betweenn a lawyer and a sperm??
A. The sperm has a million to one chance of becoming a human!
Q. What's the difference between GENNIFER FLOWERS and AMERICAN TAXPAYERS?
A. Gennifer Flowers got kissed first.
Q. What's the difference between the MIDDLE EAST and an OUTHOUSE?
A. The MIDDLE EAST is full of SHIITES...
Q. What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A. The size of the dirt bag
Q. What's the difference between New Year's Eve and The DEMOCRATS?
A. New Year's Eve has a PARTY
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