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LIFE IS A COOKIE
by: Clark Frailey
Cookies crumble.
Life crumbles.
Sugar is sweet at first, but then turns hard and black.
Life is sweet at times but can always turn to hardtimes.
Chocolate chips are hard at times, but later become gooey when hot.
Life can be hard, but after awhile it will become smoother.
You look in a cookie jar and say "Hey there's plenty of cookies left
for everyone else!", when in reality there will be none for others.
Life ends at a definite point.
Cookies come in many falvors.
Life will allow you to meet people from many nations.
Cookies don't laugh.
Life rarely voluntarily offers a humorous side.
Cookies are round, square, triangle, many shapes, many colors. However,
most like only the round, white cookies.
Life is full of discrimination.
Cookies are bumpy and rough on the top, but warm in the middle.
Life can be tough and rough at first, but later it will welcome you in.
Cookies always taste good at first, then the fat sets in.
Life tries to destroy self-confidence.
Cookies don't read.
Life treats illiterates with little respect.
Cookies are our friends.
Be nice to them.
They may hold the key to the future.
-Clark Frailey
February 7, 1994
Internet Address --- Clark.frailey@bgbbs.com
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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