The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Ever been at a lull in the conversation, looking for a new topic? Try some of these (and feel free to add to the list).
If Ernie and Bert got into a knife fight, who would win? And while we're on the subject, what the hell are Bert and Erine, a tomato and banana that came to life?
What do you suppose Tom Brokaw is doing right now?
Suppose you became a Jedi Knight. What color would you want your lightsaber to be? Do they only come in primary colors, or are orange ones available?
Why are there zebras?
If Lucy and Ricky slept in separate beds, where did little Ricky come from?
Who edits fishing shows? How do they decide what's too boring?
If a tree fell in the forest, and everyone in the world was there to hear it, would it make a really, really loud noise?
Whatever happened to the actor who played "Boss Hogg" on the Dukes of Hazard? Did he ever manage to get another part?
Does Queen Elizabeth know any jokes? Who tells them to her?
Why did they make the "0" (zero) and "O" (oh) symbols so much alike? Kind of confusing sometimes, isn't it?
How did they come up with acupuncture? Did someone just happen to jab themselves in the foot and notice their headache went away?
Why do we itch? What possible evolutionary advantage could it have?
Is there a hell for squirrels? What evil acts would a squirrel have to commit to be damned to an eternity of torture?
How can the Coca-cola formula be a secret when the ingredients are on the can?
How can we be expected to believe that James Bond hasn't aged in almost 30 years?
Is the guy who plays Ronald McDonald on TV any fun when he's out of uniform?
Why is one toe so much bigger than all the others?
Why does everyone, including his little sister, call Charlie Brown by his first and last name? Wouldn't it make more sense to just call him Charlie?
If somebody talked to a rock for twenty years, would it talk back? How do we know for sure?
Why do men have nipples?
Do you suppose Rush Limbaugh got beat up a lot when he was a kid? Why don't we keep doing it?
And, to conclude, no one ever does any work. For example -
There are 365 days in the year. Out of those days, people spend eight hours a day (or 122 days) sleeping, leaving 243. Out of that, people spend eight hours a day not working, when they're commuting, eating, watching TV, whatever. That takes away 122 days, leaving 121. Weekend take up another 104 days, leaving 17. Taking out a two-week vacation of 14 days leaves three. No one works of Christmas. No one works on
Memorial Day. No one works on Labor Day.
So how do we get any work done?
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