The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Subj : WHEN THE DEVIL MET HIS MATCH
Billy Graham, Oral Roberts and Jim Baker were riding in a car together, were involved in a traffic accident, and killed. Their souls made their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates, Saint Peter met them and apologetically informed them there wasn't room in heaven at the moment, so they would have to wait "down below" until there was vacancies.
Obediently, they went to hell.
About a week later Saint Peter received a frantic phone call from the devil.
"Listen," said the devil, "you've got to get these three guys outta here! They're ruining the place."
"What's wrong?" asked Saint Peter.
"Well," said the devil, "Billy Graham is converting everybody, Oral Roberts is building a university, and Jim Baker has raised enough money to air condition this damn place!"
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