The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Socialism : You have two cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism : You have two cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Facism : You have two cows, the Government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism : You have two cows, the Governemnt takes both and shoots you.
The EG : You have two cows, the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism : You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
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