The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
KS> What do you do with a dog with no legs? -- Take it for a
KS> drag.
KS> What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window? -- A baby
KS> in the
KS>
KS> microwave.
KS> Which is easier to unload, a truckful of dead babies or a
KS> truckload of
KS> bricks?
KS> -- You can use a pitchfork on the babies.
KS> What's red and squrims in a corner? -- A baby with a
KS> razor-blade.
KS> What's blue & squirms in a corner? -- A baby in a baggie.
KS> What's green & sits in the corner? -- Same baby four weeks
KS> later.
KS> What's red & hangs from the ceiling? -- A baby on a
KS> meathook.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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