The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Q: Does it take longer to run from first base to second or from second base to third?
A: From second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle.
Q: Is this water healthy for swimming?
A: Absolutely! It's well water.
Q: What classroom table doesn't have any legs?
A: The multiplication table.
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree.
Q: What's worse than an octopus with tennis elbow?
A: A centipede with athlete's foot.
Q: What is the first part of a geography book?
A: The table of continents.
Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse-fly.
Don't worry, folks - I didn't think those ones up! :)
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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