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The Birth Of A Candy Bar
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One Pay-Day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor, so he took Miss Hershey to the
Pot O' Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.
He began to feel her Mounds which was pure Almond Joy & it made her Tootsie
Roll & made him want to Eat-More.
When he saw her Cherry Blossom, he gasped "Sweet Marie, this is Wunderbar!".
She let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit-Kat & Caused a Milky Way.
She Screamed "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk & squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hershey said "you are even better than the Three Musketeers!" to which Mr. Goodbar replied "when you are this good, they call you Mr. Big". Soon she was a bit Chunky & Nine monthes later she had a Baby Ruth.
... If all the world love M&Ms, who's eating the Snickers?
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