The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Q) Why is Rudolf's nose red?
A) 'Cuz it's bloody.
Q) Why is Santa's suit red?
A) 'Cuz it's bloody.
Q) Why is Frosty white?
A) 'Cuz he's dead.
Q) Why are Frosty's eyes black?
A) 'Cuz Doner beat the crap out of him.
Q) Why are elves so short?
A) 'Cuz Santa cuts off their legs.
Q) Why is Santa so fat?
A) 'Cuz he eats all the bad little boys.
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