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OK. I thinks it's a good one! How's about this:
Three friends (an Italian, a Black Guy and a Polish dude) take a trip to the Olympics in the off chance that they can get in. As luck would have it, there wasn't a seat to be had. as a matter of fact, only atheletes were allowed in at this point. The three guys walked away, dejectedly.
Then The Black guy had an idea, he stripped down to his t-shirt and shorts, grabbed a broom from a nearby construction site, broke off the brush end and ran up to the gate saying "Javelin, Africa" and was allowed in. The Italian guy, stripped down to his shorts and athletic shirt grabbed a small manhole cover and ran through saying "Italy, Discus" and was likewise allowed through. Well, knowing that his two buds were waiting for him to find a way in, Janos looked around the construction site looking, searching for a way in. Then he saw it, a large shiny roll of Barbed wire. He stripped down like his friends, wrapped a bunch of barbed wire around his right arm and ran up to the gate and shouted "Poland, Fencing."
How's that?
Tom
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