The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Hey, it's football season now so I thought this would be good.
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In a never-ending effort to attract the unchurched, some churches have considered translating their unfamiliar terminology into familiar football phrases. They might help initiate football fans into the complexities of church life.
BLOCKING: Talking endlessly to the pastor at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting.
DRAFT CHOICE: The decision to sit close to an airconditioning vent.
END ZONE: The pews.
EXTRA POINT: What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short.
ILLEGAL MOTION: Leaving before the benediction.
INTERFERENCE: Talking during the organ prelude.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: The pastor's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor.
QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Sunday School teachers entering the building five minutes after classes began.
-=} Randall {=- So this is nature after industrialism. Interesting!
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