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THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
1 Each player shall furnish his own equipment - normally one club and two balls.
2 Playing on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3 Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
4 For most effective play, the club should have a stiff shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the club shaft before play begins.
5 The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied you are complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied playing the course again.
6 It is considered bad etiquette to begin playing the course immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the course layout, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.
7 Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
8 Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
9 A player should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Many courses close for a short period each month.
10 The players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attemping to play the back nine.
11 Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
12 It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times each month.
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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