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This was found on The Wall BBS with the help of Jeff Nageotte.
The "Sex" Story
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For my protection my father bought me a German Shepard Dog. (When the dog found out I was Jewish, he bit me.) He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up -- he watched.
Everybody who has a dog either calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine "Sex".
One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and said, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." MY CASE COMES UP THURSDAY.
One day I went to City Hall to get a dog license and told the clerk, "I would like a license for Sex". He said, "I'd like one too!" "But", I said, "this is a dog." He said he didn't care how she looked, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was two years old." He said, "You must have been a very strong baby."
I told him that when my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too!" When I told him that I had Sex on TV, he said, "Show off." I told him it was a contest, and he said I should have sold tickets.
I also told the Judge about the time when my wife and I were on our honeymoon and took the dog, Sex. When I checked with the Motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and I and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel was for sex. Then I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
--- I GIVE UP.
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