The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
From the Internet-
You know you've been on-line too long when:
...You think an obituary says a funeral will be followed by the "Internet" in a cemetery.
...Someone says she put on net stockings, and you wonder if they're made out of World Wide Web.
...You ask a friend, "What's that big shiny thing?" He says, "It's the sun.
...You think Webster's Dictionary is a directory of WEB sites.
...You think rec room is a new newsgroup.
...When asked for your address on a form, you put @compuserve.com.
...When using your phone you forget that you don't _have_ to use your keyboard.
...You see a mosaic display at the art gallery and wonder how to access it without a mouse.
...You think Edgar Alan Poe wrote "The Pit and the Pentium."
...Someone slips a disk, and you offer to format him another one.
...You think "intelligent" means a refined computer user.
...Your boss asks you to "go fer" coffee and you come up with 235 FTP sites.
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