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( The Mike Christy Official Smiley Dictionary Version 2.0 )
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:-) Your basic Smiley.
OO
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;-) Winky Smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or
sarcastic
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:-( Frowning Smiley. User did not like that last
statement. Lower jaw out.
`'
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:-I Indifferent Smiley. Better than a Frowning Smiley
OO
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>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
^ ^
OO
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>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was
just made.
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Those are the basic ones. Here are some somewhat less common ones:
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15
hours straight.
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:*) User is drunk
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( Thought Balloon )
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OO
( User is thinking something
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( Speech Balloon )
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OO
( User is saying something
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( Very Happy
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( User is eating
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` ( "Patooie" spit
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( Big "Patooie" Loogie!
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\ ( "Wolf" Whistle
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( Tongue Out (Tired, or Phooey on you!)
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( Supprised
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) Supprised - Looking Right
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( c Big Headed
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) Pucker Up
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( Space Cadet
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/,,\\ A Queen
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WWW
/oo\\ A King
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( ( )\\ Jesus
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( Devil
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(oo)
( Worried
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( User is dead
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/o\ User has mustache and beard
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(_/o\_) User has "Handle-Bar" mustache
OO
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Q Drooling
OO
( My lips are sealed
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( Young kid
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OO Chef
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( Man with BIG mustache
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Ox
( Just in a fight
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( _ Hummmm or Smirk
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_ ( _ Goofy Smile
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( Glasses
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_ ( Bubble Gum Chewer
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( Chubby
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( You have blinders on
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( You have blinders on with your eyes shut
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Changes were last made on 11-20-2001
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