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A man who everybody called: "Crazy man" was a little crazy was sitting in the bar after returning from a religious revival that he and his cripple friend, Bob, had gone to. He was telling his story to one of his drinking buddies.
CRAZY MAN: "Well, me & old cripple Bob went to this here revival meeting and heard tell this old preacher was pretty good at healing folks. You know how Bob has been cripple since he was born and been on crutches all his life? Well, Bob thought this preacher just might help him so he asked if'n I'd go with him to this here revival. I said, Why sure Bob, I bet that would be lots of fun. I ain't gonna asked for no help for myself cause being crazy ain't like being crippled. You need the healing lots more than me."
DRINKING BUDDY: "Well, com'on tell me what happened!"
CRAZY MAN: "Well, the preacher was a praying and everyone in there was talking in some foriegn language. They called it talking in tongues. Anyway, People was ajumping up and down, Praising the Lord, when the preacher told everyone in there who wanted to be healed to come on down front so he could pray for `em."
DRINKING BUDDY: "What did Bob do?"
CRAZYMAN: "Well, Bob was crying an praising the Lord right along with the rest of `em. He put his crutches under his arms an began walking down to the front. Tears was running down his face and he was a shouting, Hallaluhua! They sure was allot of `em going up there. But, not me, no sir!"
DRINKING BUDDY: "What happened? What did the preacher do when Bob got there?"
CRAZY MAN: "Well, Bob was the only one up there that was on crutches. The preacher saw him right away an said, "Com'on down here brother, and let the Lord take them crutches away from you!"
DRINKING BUDDY: "You mean he told Bob to let someone take his crutches. Why on earth would he do that?"
CRAZY MAN: "Yep thats what he was gonna do. The reason he did was cause the preacher asked him: "Brother do you believe in the Lord?" and Bob said, "Yes sir I sure do!" Then the preacher said, "Do you believe the Lord can heal you?" Bob said, "Yes sir, I surely do?"
DRINKING BUDDY: "What happen then?"
CRAZY MAN: "Well that preacher asked Bob again, "Do you believe?" and Bob answered, "I believe!!". The preacher then told Bob, "Well, if you believe then take that crutch from under your right arm, through it away and say Praise the Lord!"
DRINKING BUDDY: "Did he through it away?"
Crazy Man: "You bet! He through it just as far from himself as he could. Then yelled "Praise the Lord!!" Then the preacher man asked him again if he believed. And Bob answered him, "I believe!!" The preacher said, "Well, brother, if you believe then take that other crutch and throw it away and throw your arms up in the air and say "Praise the Lord!!" So old Bob just took that other crutch and threw it away too!!!"
DRINKING BUDDY: "Hallaluhau! This is great! What happened to Bob then?"
CRAZY MAN: "Good grief, what do you think happened? He fell on his Butt! He's cripple you know!"
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