The Coffee Place's Joke Stack
Well, there is this kid who cuts this old lady's grass every week, and on this particular day it was so hot, she invited him in for a glass of lemonade. He drank her lemonade and he also noticed a jar of plain peanuts on a top shelf. He had some, but that wasn't enough so he ate them all. When the boy left he said to the old woman, "Maam, I sorry for eating all your peanuts." She replied, "That's ok sonny- at my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off."
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