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From : Gregory Green
Subj : Computer sex
I looked at her and she was beautiful. She was a Dell Deimension XPS P90, and I'am a Zeos Pantera P90. Whe she winked her C:\ prompt at me I knew the time was right. We wanted to get together for a long time, but grew tired of waiting for Windows '95 to make the connection, and the Internet was just to much trouble. We wanted this connection to be great and since we both have Microsoft Anti-Virus we didn't have to worry about catching anything, or producing a cheap clone, but we decided to add Norton Anti-Virus for extra protection. We were using Microsoft EMM but switched to Qemm at the last moment. As she put her RJ-11 cable's around my 10 bay full tower case, and mine around her mini-tower, I knew we were going to click. I raised her case and I saw a motherboard that most PC's only dream about. I pulled out my Diamond Stealth, and carefully inserted it into her awaiting wide 64 bit data pathway. wow! she said, 4 megs of vram, I didn't know you were so big. I said I didn't think you could handle it all. Both of my cooling fans came on, I guess I was getting really excited at this point. She opened her config.sys and got into a comfortable position, and I started my autoexec.bat, then we did a warm boot together(kissed). Both of us wanted to be gentle with each other since we came from two of the best companies around. So we started like an 8088 on half speed, but instantly we powered up at the full 90 mhz. We were really going for it. Harddrive's spinning, CD-Rom's moving data 2x, and ram, ramming away. The flash bios was recording the changes. RAM, RAM, RAM, she cried, and Qemm attempting to comply, began to sqweek loudly under the load.Just when I thought it was all over, and a out of memory lockup was certain, Qemm saved the day when it went into Stealth Mode. My vram was filling fast and I couldn,t hold it back, we were moving at a speed no benchmark could measure. Then without warning I shot my load of 16.8 millon colors at 1,024x768 right into her VS 15 monitor. Just before we went into our energy saving "green" mode, I said would you like a reply reciept? and she said oh yes, oh, yes.
Gregory Green
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