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Redneck Jokes
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A&M finally found a way to squash a rumor that had been circulating freely in the academic circles. The solution was to add two years to the Engineering curriculum. One year to be devoted to geology and the other year to anatomy. That way no one could claim that Aggie engineers couldn't tell their rears from a hole in the ground.
It's no accident that the Aggies can claim the lowest rate of mental breakdowns in the entire nation.
The Aggie boxer barely managed to survive the third round. As he stumbled to his corner his manager whispered, "Good fight, kid, he ain't laid a glove on ya." "Yeah?" the Aggie questioned, "Then you'd better keep your eye on the ref 'cause somebody out there is beating the hell out of me."
The friend asked the Aggie, "Why is your face plastered with bandages?"
"I was just trying to learn to eat with a fork," the Aggie replied.
Q: Why does state law prevent Aggies from swimming in the Gulf of Mexico?
A: State officials are afraid they might leave a ring around the beach.
The Texas Aggie was taking a lot of kidding from the citizens in the Golden Nugget Saloon in Nome, Alaska. "We may not be the biggest state in the Union anymore but we're still the toughest," declared the Aggie.
"You must be kidding," whooped the Alaskans. "We Alaskans can't be beat when it comes to toughness. Every man here can drink a fifth of whiskey in one gulp, wrestle a grizzly bear barehanded and make love to an Eskimo woman all in one night."
"Shucks, any Texan can do that, especially an Aggie," was the retort.
"I'll show you." Whereupon he ordered a fifth of whiskey, downed it forthwith, then announced he was going to find a bear. A couple of hours later the Aggie staggered through the door, his clothes in tatters and his body covered with cuts and bruises.
"Okay, men," bellowed the Aggie, "now where's that woman you want me to wrestle?"
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